May 2013
markhumpus:
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
thefunniestpost:
vocodex:
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
Hysterical!
bubonickitten:
0ptimuspenguin:
ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
capitolresident:
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
imahighfunctioningfangirl:
screamsinsilence527:
avengerlicious:
So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.
My heart just broke
The sound I maDE WAS NOT HUMAN
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
sevenplusfour:
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
dirkstr8der:
the-winchester-initiative:
cryonetics:
snorlaxatives:
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
m-inthesky:
thenerdfighterkid:
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
math fandom lol
me: adds 78503247324750234875237629642 songs to my ipod
me: skips all of them
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
ashde-phernelia:
sweet-shenanigans:
sararye:
theatomicboom:
how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though
like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns
because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what
one thing is for sure
it wasn’t hermione
GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK
VOLDEMORT...
bepeu:
what i learned in high school
you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
there is more than one kind of cool
if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
not all food is edible
who cares
australiansanta:
like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’
Tumblr Gets Deep, Part 2
lolsofunny:
wiitangclan:
wiitangclan:
shout out to milk for being there when nobody else was
spookmyphallus:
equiuszahhak:
a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum
id watch it
3ridan:
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were...
ianthe:
schmergo:
ianthe:
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an...
sherlocksmyth:
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
thundercunt blastfuck megadick tyrannodouche gigantoprick gargantubitch ranciddong
abhortion:
movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
